A Guide to Contractors
                                
                        Posted by Eliza Coleman on Monday, May 3, 2010 · Comment 
                        
                       
                       
                        
                     
                    
             
             
             
           			
            
			
Loved 
this guide to contractors in Dwell.  Pretty funny and also has some useful tips for making sure all goes well with your contractor.
Here is the intro:
Contractors fascinate me. They always have. They are fundamentally  different from other people. They have their own language of sorts and  their own curious customs and mannerisms, like Klingons, or French  people. They have cool belts and cool stuff (multitools, wee little  anodized flashlights, and other things that would be handy to have)  fastened to their cool belts. They look different, and they smell  different. They smell like work getting done.1   In this perhaps, contractors are not so much like French people.
*1: Like WD-40 and sawdust and Lectric Shave. My race—–the  architects—–smells like hotel shampoo and that ozoney smell that wafts  up when you fiddle around with the back of your computer.